Right off the bat, let’s get this out of the way: I hate the word “armpit.” Don’t ask me why, I know it’s irrational — I’m just really grossed out by it and I always have been.
My intention for this article was to exclusively refer to the smelly skin between my chest and bicep as “the underarm,” but my editor was like, “Mackenzie, you have to say armpit.” And here we are. It’s fine, I’m fine.
So, back to armpit masks! SmartyPits Pit Rebalancing Mask lets you cleanse your spirit and purge your pits in one fell swoop — and if you’ve read any of my other reviews, you’ll know I love a product that can multitask.
How does an armpit detox mask work, you ask? Will it cure me of my stank — and my aversion to saying “armpit”? And how does one go about switching to natural deodorant from an icky conventional antiperspirant? Let’s get into it.